Tuesday, June 30, 2009

got tweets, and sting?

fellow coonabarabran pub local stingray jenkins has been tearing up the twitter allmost as much as his SRH and Unit shirts, along with his VB Slabs and Goon bags. this local coonabarabran pub shredder is hitting the aus scene is a big way, showing kids how to hang out the front of pre school whilst eating raw kangaroo leg maronated in warm vb and goon, whilst having his stolen Aldi computer working overtime updating twitter for the greater community to replicate such a colt following of pure tryhard fans. 
mowing a avg of 10 news paper ciggies per hour filled with tree bark, stingray has gained social strength and stamina. the coonabarabran extreme sport scene has seen stingray go upside down for the kids and free ciggies, and local bar props. training flips in his local spa bath stingray is a force for the posers to follow. with his trophey room going over board, and tribal tattoo collection growing over his neck, stingray and his deep voice incure tremours within the state of local coonabarabran shire, with stingray forced to drive his vw golf on the back roads to reduce further damage to the shires road. 

during his pure mayhem tour in 1996, he was featured in crusty 3 for his non stop ability to grow hairs on his nipples on command. rocking to rob zombie and overpowering gandolf in a metal windmill head swirls, he soon got recognition from shock mansion, and one industries hq in dubbo. 

stingray live for twitter and saw dust. 

https://twitter.com/The_Stingray
https://twitter.com/The_Stingray
https://twitter.com/The_Stingray
https://twitter.com/The_Stingray

live the dream posers 


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